get to know me
1. Do you snore? i wouldn't know, i can't hear myself when i sleep
2. Are you a lover or a fighter? both
3. What's your worst fear? pain
4. As a kid were you a lego maniac? i don't think i've ever played with legos
5. What do you think of reality TV? depends on the show
6. Do you chew on your straws? no
7. Were you a cute baby? babies are ugly
8. Is the single life the life for you? probably
9. What color is your keyboard? grey
10. Do you sing in the shower? no
11. Have you ever bungee jumped? hell no
12. Have any secret talents? it's so secret even i don't know
13. Ideal vacation spot? california, maybe?
14. Do you think Jay Leno is funny? who is jay leno? is he the guy with the big chin? i don't remember if he's funny
15. Can you swim? yeah
16. Have you seen Donnie Darko? no
17. Do you give a damn about the ozone? only if it's gonna give me skin cancer
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop? i don't like tootsie pops so i wouldn't know
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? yes
20. Have you ever been on a airplane? no
21. Are you an only child? that'd be nice
22. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener? i prefer to use pen or those pencils that don't need a sharpener cuz they just click and more pencil comes out. but i guess i'd prefer manual.
23. What's your stand on hunting? it's not for me, i want my food already cut up and cooked when i get it
24. Is marriage in your future? i hope so
25. Do you like your handwriting? sometimes
26. What are you allergic to? i'm only allergic to one kind of prescription medicine and i have no idea what it is so i'm not really allergic to anything
27. When was the last time you said, "i love you" and meant it? i can't even remember
28. Is elvis still alive? no
29. Do you cry at weddings? i haven't been to a wedding in over 15 years but i didn't cry then so i guess not
30. How do you like your eggs? scrambled
31. Are blondes dumb? yeah
32. Where does the other sock end up? with the other shoe
33. What time is it? 7:51 pm
34. Do you have a nickname? not really
35. Is mcdonalds discusting? sometimes
36. When was the last time you were in a car? around 5:30
37. Do you prefer showers or baths? showers
38. Is santa claus real? since he gives me presents every year, yeah
39. Do you like to have your neck kissed? yeah
40. Are you afraid of the dark? sometimes
41. What are you addicted to? chocolate
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? creamy
43. Can you crack your neck? no
44. Have you ever ridden in a ambulance? no
46. Is drug free the way to be? yes
47. Are you a heavy sleeper? depends on how tired i am
48. What color are your eyes? brown
50. Do you like your life? i guess
51. Is your name alan? no
52. Are you psychic? let's see if i get any lottery numbers, i guess 2 for all of them and there was one '2' on win 4 but if i was psychic, i'd have won the lottery by now
53. Have you read "catcher in the rye"? i was probably supposed to but no
54. Do you play any instruments? no
55. Have you ever stolen money? yeah
56. Can you snowboard? no
57. Do you liek camping? no
58. Do you snort when you laugh? no
59. Do you believe in magic? yes
60. Are dogs a mans best friend? yes
61. You believe in divorce? sometimes things just can't work out no matter how badly you want them to so yeah
62. Can you do the moonwalk? what is that?
64. Is it cold outside today? yeah
65. What was the last thing you ate? honeybun
66. Do you wear nail polish? no
67. Wish you could live somewhere else? yeah, i hate snow
68. What's the most annoying tv commercial? old navy commercials
69. Do you shop at american eagle? no
70. Favourite band at the moment? i really don't listen to bands, i'm gonna say no doubt
71. Who do you love? who cares